14.8.09

Daily Horoscope 8.14.09

Today's real horoscope says.

Dear Taurus,

If things start to get rough, remember that you have the ability to keep your cool. Not only is this an extremely important tool, but also it is essentially vital to maintaining any sort of stability in the situation. Keep your footing at all costs. Your Sanity Depends on it.

Now over the past few days, I've written some funny ones, but then this comes in. I would NEVER have been so dramatic to have written the "Your sanity depends on it." Crazy. Anywhoo, hopefully today isn't as dramatic as this line and that perhaps this horoscope isn't really accurate.

We. Shall. See.

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