Will & Rachel Conversation #5

Will is at Von's Grocery Store ordering a sandwich.

His Phone Rings.

Will: Hey Rachel.

Rachel: So I just saw your twin and he was 70 pounds overweight and he was really ugly.

Will: What? I couldn't hear that too well.

Rachel: Will, I just saw your twin, he looks like you, but he's really really overweight and he was really ugly.

Will: So you're saying I shouldn't gain any weight or I'll be really ugly.

Rachel: No, I'm saying you shouldn't gain 70 pounds ---

Will: Or I will be ugly ---

Rachel: Yes.

Will: He looked like me?

Rachel: Yes, exactly like you, but he was really fat and ugly.

Will: So I shouldn't gain ANY weight.

Rachel: Yes, No, Whatever... Just don't gain any weight.

Will & Rachel Conversation #4

Rachel: Hey Will.

Will: Rachel!

Rachel: How's your new place?

Will: What are you doing?

Rachel: Good. How's your new place?

Will: It's great. I love it.

Rachel: That's great. I wanted to know. You know, since you don't blog anymore, I had no idea.

Will: ...

Rachel: Yeah, I thought so.

Will & Rachel Conversation #003

RACHEL: Why am I always on your blog?

WILL: I don't know. You're funny.

RACHEL: If you're going to put me up there, could you at least not make stuff up.

WILL: I didn't make anything up.

RACHEL: Yeah, you did. That whole WE thing with sports. I didn't say you shouldn't say WE. I said that I thought it was
WEIRD for you to say WE.

WILL: Silence

RACHEL: I did say that, didn't I?

WILL: Uh, I don't know. I don't remember.

RACHEL: Dammit... I don't know!

WILL: SEE! YOU COULD'VE SAID IT!

RACHEL: Dah, fuck it, write whatever you have to, to make your point.

WILL: Thanks.

Will & Rachel Conversation #002

Rachel puts Will on hold to give herself with a shot of B-12 in the behind, for her mysterious disease.

Rachel:Did you know that you can bleed after a shot?

Will: Uh. Yeah. Are you bleeding?

Rachel: Yeah. Ouch.

Will: You know I've stuck myself with a knife or a tack and drawn blood.

Rachel: Hahaha... God Will, really? You drew blood after stabbing yourself? Should I just say DUH to that.

Will: Hahahaha... Should I just say DUH to you bleeding after a shot.

Rachel: What?

Will: What? You gave yourself a shot in the ass. What you didn't think you were going to bleed a little? God, I was just being nice.

Rachel: Shut up. It's not funny.

Will & Rachel Conversation #001

Will: So, I think this year, I want to get Jacked.

Rachel: Yeah. I'm going to train for a Triathlon.

Will: A Triathalon?

Rachel: Yeah, you know, swim, bike, run... 

Will: No, no, I know.

Rachel: Oh.... it's not that I'm trying to one up you or anything.

Will: Right...