4.9.08

Election '08: 002

After the CW's new "90210" premiered to the highest ratings ever for the network, rival Fox Broadcasting has announced the rush development of "Wasilla 99654."

The show will revolve around two Beverly Hills' brats who move to small town Alaska and learn to adapt to their new environment. It will co-star budding Myspace star Levi Johnston and an assorted cast of other colorful characters, and it is reported that the show will feature teenagers drinking, smoking, rolling around in igloos, and all the other virtues of small town Alaskan life.

Also noted, the show will not depict any animal cruelty whatsoever, so long as those animals are domesticated, not hunted, and do not stand in the way of oil drilling.

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