Announcement May 20th, 2010

Will steps up toe the podium. He has a few words he'd like to share with the reporters, members of the media, friends, family, hanger-ons, well wishers, and pets.

"I hate blogs." Takes a deep breath. "I hate blogs, but I think I need one, so I am here to announce my imminent return to blogging. I have a few scheduled blogs for this weekend and hopefully for the months beyond."

Will looks down at everyone looking up at him, the cameras flashing, the smiles, congratulations, looks of confusion. His stomach rumbles, nervous. He pulls himself straight up and mutters, "Well, that was the easy part."