The House Warning Party

Hello!!!

It's Sunday Morning.... 9 hours since everyone evacuated my new apartment and I just wanted to share a few memories from the night last.

Was I responsible for getting everyone drunk?

Hmmm.... Well maybe...

1.    I uh, started the night out by making everyone these drinks called "The Hulk". They consist of Hennessey and Hypnotiq over ice, and you know it's good when it turns the color of the Hulk. Well, that's a lot of liquor, but it's delicious. (and apparently the original reason i started drinking Hennessey, didn't know that... huh.)

Consequences --- All the guests got pretty drunk (Josh told me twice) .... not too much damage though, thank god for the complimentary water bottles I put out...

2.   And Anne Marie came over asked me to drink out of the HALF YARD GLASS OF ALE and I was like that is Gabe's and he should drink out of it.

Consequences ---  Ask Gabe.

Some other Random Memories...

- I gave some pre-teen/kids a tour of the apartment. They came up from the neighborhood and wanted to party, but they only got the tour.

- I did a Vodka shot with the Russian neighbors. (I never knew the Vodka thing was really real.) Cool guys, they were just chilling.

- All the people that showed up for like half a second and then disappeared. Did they only show up for the complimentary water bottles? I wonder...

- Being told that I TOTALLY F%*^&# UP putting up all my poster frames. That may have been the funniest moment of the night for me.

WILL - "God, people need to stop bumping into this frame and knocking off."

Hutson - "No Will, you totally F&*&%#$ UP putting the frame."

Will - "No the poster frame is totally warped."

Hutson pulls the frame off.

Hutson - "No, you see these brackets don't go on the wall, they go on the frame."

Will visualizes how it's supposed to go.

Will - "..."

Will hangs his head. Starts laughing to himself. "I didn't know, I didn't know...."

EVERYONE LAUGHS.

- Running out of Toilet Paper. First the main bathroom ran out. Then I took the last of it from Gabe's bathroom. Then his bathroom didn't have any, but I was advised by some girls that it was okay to put tissues on top of the toilet lid so that they can use that. Then Gabe being like WHAT THE?!?! And then GUY TOAM going out and getting TP for everyone. THANK YOU GUY!

- "Planet Earth" playing in the background... The little Ducks jumping out of the tree in slow motion was a particular highlight, especially since 50 Cent's "In Da Club" was playing. Awesome.

- Giving Anne Marie a test of her cognitive skills, before she left. She seemed okay and I've seen Anne Marie not okay... she was okay...

-Guy spending the last half hour of the party addressing Gabe as "Drunk Gabe." --- As in "Okay Drunk Gabe... you need to let Will clean."

- The responsibility of all the DD's. Thanks guys... without you I'd probably be kicking people out as we speak.

- Oliver showing up, making his own musical playlist for everyone...

- Getting yelled at for having Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" on my playlist... (I like that song dammit! No Hating!)

- Josh had his VIDEO CAMERA!!! Oh dear... I don't want to know what he caught... - For a Second I felt like I was on  J.J. Abram's television shows or "CloverField".

- The popularity of the LOVE SAC! Go out and get yourself a LOVE SAC! You won't regret it.

- Cleaning up at 1:45. Cleaning up at 8:00 AM. Doing the Cinderella thing. i.e. scrubbing the floors, (I sang a little song.) Cleaning up at 10:00 Am. I love cleaning!!!

- I hid the SPEAKER VOLUME remote from people at the end of the night. People would keep turning the music up WAY too loud and I'd sneak around and turn it down. This dance went on for about a half hour.

And seriously I just want to thank everyone for showing up last night! I hope ya'll had fun. I did. I also want to thank everyone who brought something. And everyone who brought someone!

Oh, and Corey I'll hit you back for that Hennessey.