Random Quotes #010

Around the lunch couch at Herzog. I had to pick up a call from my brother and as I walked away Joshua Rosenfield looked over to Emily York and said...

"I swear that everything Will says is something that could have been a line from a movie." Emily laughed. A lot. Hmmm...

Random Quotes #007

"It looks like shit, but it tastes like meat."

Random Quotes #06

"Going to Pepboy's is like going to Tijuana for a heart transplant."  ~Shaun the Armenia-Italian owner of Super Automotive Repair.

Random Quotes #005

Or Destiny's new Boobs.

Kelly Rowland from the defunct Destiny's Child on going from an A cup to B cup.

"I was sick of not fitting into my tops," she says. "There was this one really hot House of Dereon top... I just wanted to fill that out!" Now with the Implants - "I put it on and I looked so good! I'm so happy. I feel complete."

And there it is. It's not about having men stare at your chest, or raising your self-esteem. Nope, its about fitting into your shirts. Kelly Rowland I salute you.

Random Quotes #004

Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update"
speaking on Hilary Clinton.

"Bitches get SHIT done!... Get on board Ohio & Texas. Bitch is the new black"

Random Quotes #003

Shaquille O'Neal on his role with the Phoenix Suns.

"I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over... Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard."

Random Quotes #002

I had a better time interviewing Rosie Perez then John McCain. He's like talking to a wall.

~ Jorge Avellan "Univision Reporter"

Random Quotes #001

You can always count on me to sit on you ~ Elinore Cohen "Yoga Teacher"