Showing posts with label Random Thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random Thoughts. Show all posts

11.11.08

New Will Phrase

Save it for the chickenheads.

27.10.08

Random Thoughts #11

Oh god how I love low humidity environments.... particularly because I love

COTTON!!!

The most amazing fabric ever... so nice... so soft... ahhh.... Cotton how I missed you.

15.9.08

Random Thoughts # 9

So, even though the Dow lost 500 points, the price of crude oil went down... so at least gas is gonna get cheaper!

11.9.08

Random Quotes #009

After watching the premiere of "Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles," Gabe remarked:

"What came first the chicken or the egg? Who cares when you have a time machine!"

Random Thoughts # 8

The worst thing to happen to Pop Music in the last five years: "Hey There Delilah."

Just sayin'.

10.9.08

Random Thoughts # 7

At what point are you too rich to be a Democrat?

4.9.08

Random Thoughts # 6

Even the world and the stock market know things are bad for America with this whole Sarah Palin mess and the excitement it's brought the Republican Party.

From the NY TIMES headlines:

DOW INDUSTRIAL FALLS 340 POINTS:
A broad sell-off sent the Dow Jones industrial average tumbling in afternoon trading, but few investors seemed to know why.

Random Thoughts # 5

As he laid in bed, sleepless, searching for something to read in his not so endless world wide web, it suddenly dawned upon him that nothing, not his obsessions for basketball, football, comic books, films, not his job or his precious stories really mattered as much as the election in November 08 and he thought to himself; What am I doing?

3.9.08

Random Thoughts # 4 - The Palin Edition 2

World get ready to meet LEVI JOHNSTON!!! Gov. Palin's daughters baby daddy! LEVI JOHNSTON meet the world. Oh and supposedly he says he doesn't want kids on his myspace page and that he's a "BLEEPING" redneck.

Anyway, Gabe was nice enough to provide us with some not so fresh, but equally tasty quotes from Mrs. Palin.

---- Quotes by Governor Palin during a series of interviews by the Anchorage Daily News in 2006 when she was running for Governor...


On Creationism:

The simple yet elegantly awkward moose proves God's creation and not evolution is the source of all life. How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor, I mean He made the platypus too.


On oil exploration and drilling in the ANWR:

God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats.

Now, as to the ANWR, Todd and I often enjoying caribou hunting and one year we shot up a herd big time, I mean I personally slaughtered around 40 of them with my new, at the time, custom Austrian hunting rifle. And guess what? That caribou herd is still around and even bigger than ever. Caribou herds actually need culling, be it by rifles or wolves, or Exxon-Mobil oil rigs, they do just great!


On Alaskans serving overseas in Iraq:

Well, God bless them, and I mean God and Jesus because without Jesus we'd be Muslims too or Jewish, which would be a little better because of the superior Israeli Air Force.
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Famous Last Words: Pancho Villa "Don't let it end like this. Tell 'em I said something."

2.9.08

Random Thoughts # 3

I hate to say it, but Joe Lieberman is a traitor for supporting John McCain.
From Joe, "“I just feel so strongly that John McCain is the best candidate for president."

You can watch the punk bastard's speech tonight.

23.8.08

Random Thoughts # 2

I'm addicted to the taste of Coffee in paper cups.

12.7.08

Random Thought #1

Just a hunch... but I think some exciting things are coming... seeing that things are slowing down here at work... and my life may begin to resume again. (Hmm... I'm feeling a little deja vu here... dammit.)