Will & Rachel Conversation #5

Will is at Von's Grocery Store ordering a sandwich.

His Phone Rings.

Will: Hey Rachel.

Rachel: So I just saw your twin and he was 70 pounds overweight and he was really ugly.

Will: What? I couldn't hear that too well.

Rachel: Will, I just saw your twin, he looks like you, but he's really really overweight and he was really ugly.

Will: So you're saying I shouldn't gain any weight or I'll be really ugly.

Rachel: No, I'm saying you shouldn't gain 70 pounds ---

Will: Or I will be ugly ---

Rachel: Yes.

Will: He looked like me?

Rachel: Yes, exactly like you, but he was really fat and ugly.

Will: So I shouldn't gain ANY weight.

Rachel: Yes, No, Whatever... Just don't gain any weight.