The phone rings.
Rachel - Will, the new U2 SONG IS TERRIBLE.
Will - Uh. Hi.
Rachel - HI.
WIll - So I guess you ---
Rachel - Yeah, i was reading your blog and I was like oh hey, why I didn't I listen to it and it's like this terrible thing that's part Radiohead, Third Eye Blind, and some other crap.
Will - Uh yeah, I didn't like it at first.
Rachel - No Will, IT'S TERRIBLE. AWFUL. The lyrics are completely garbage. I mean what they hell are they telling you to go put on your (insert science jargon) boots and go out in the mud.
Will - Wait, so how does any of that make it Radiohead?
Rachel - You know they do that high singing crap.
Will - Uh, doesn't everybody do that.
Rachel - Yes, and I hate it.
Will - Well, I didn't like it first, but you know the rhythm and guitar work is pretty good.
Rachel - Yeah, I guess if you take away all that other crap it's not bad.
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